The kids have been really funny lately.  Here are some of my favorite stories and pictures of the last few months.

“That truck is breathing black breath.” – Sam, after seeing a truck with lots of black exhaust.

One morning J walked into the room as Sam had some very loud gas.  Sam looked up at J and said “I had the gas and it heard like a honk.”

J still laughs about that.

“If you had a snake in your boot, Clare, I would take it out for you.” – Sam

“I can’t wait until I can live by myself and do whatever I want all day,” says Clare.

“Wouldn’t you be lonely Clare?  Who would you talk to?  what would you eat?”

“I can make toast and get cheddar bunnies.  And I would walk to visit people.”

“I can’t wait to live by myself too,” pipes up Sam. “Well… except I would want Clarey there.”

As Sam and Clare were wrestling one day, Sam looked at me and sighed. “I wish you were a kid too, Mom.”